Making the Bezeq Guy Crazy

We switched internet providers recently, and Bezeq called to get us back. I totally blew the guy's mind when I refused to switch. I'm sorry, but for 15₪/month, switching just isn't worth the hassle.
And yes, Bezeq Guy, it will be a hassle. And no, the fact that Bezeq is a bigger company than 012 doesn't really make a difference to me. Sorry for blowing your mind.

Of course, other than the fact that I hate dealing with companies over the phone, and doubly hate doing so in Hebrew, there's nothing stopping me from going to 012 and asking them to beat Bezeq's offer...