Thursday, March 25, 2021

I Can't Believe I Forgot!

This morning we are in limbo-land. Counters are cleaned but not covered, shelves are covered but empty. 

Somehow, I figured out coffee. (Electric kettle on the counter, disposable cup never put down.) Luckily, BSM and FF found their microwave cakes from two days ago, and ate those outside for breakfast. 

But what about BY? I offered him a banana and he scorned it. I peeled him a cuke (chometz peeler rinsed in cold water), and he gnawed on it for a little, but not enough to be breakfast. I considered rice cakes, but due to a chain of events that I assure you was reasonable at every step, the kitniyot is currently less accessible than the chometz.  At last I remembered the standard "there's no food" food. He is currently eating potato chips. 

We should have a functional Pesach kitchen by lunch time. 

Friday, March 12, 2021

So Much for That

Initially, FF did not want to go to gan today. He wanted to stay home with BSM (whose school decided, for financial reasons, not to have school on Fridays during COVID Times). I was patient but firm, and he eventually stopped arguing and accepted that yes, he was going to go to gan today. 

We made his sandwich, got him dressed, fed him breakfast. He's finally almost ready to go. Took his temperature. He has fever.

He's pretty excited. "See! I knew it! I'm not going to school today! We're all staying home today! Right we're all staying home together today?" 

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Online Grocery Shopping

***Dedicated to Sister, who wants to keep reading my blog posts even though she got a new email address. I love you!!!!***


Many of the families in our community do their grocery shopping online. They say it's much better than schlepping to the store: just go to the website, fill your virtual cart, pick your delivery window, and voilĂ ! Groceries are delivered to your door without the hassle and time commitment of actually going to the store.

It makes sense, but I always had reasons not to do grocery shopping online. The prices are probably higher online. You can't pick your own produce online. You have to plan out days in advance if you want to order online. It's probably hard to find the exact products you want on the website. You can never really trust that you'll get exactly what you want. You probably have to be on hold with people for ages to clarify and correct errors every time. Et cetera, et cetera. What it really boils down to, though, is that I enjoy in-person grocery shopping, and if it ain't broke, why fix it?

However, a few weeks ago, before Husbinator and I were fully vaccinated, our family had to quarantine (which might be called isolation in America, but whatever it's called, it's Israeli and therefore I'm going to brag and insist loudly that it's more hard-core than whatever youse Americans do) due to BY being exposed to someone in his daycare who tested positive for COVID. Thank G-d, we're all fine and we tested negative, but I had to find a new way to get food, since I couldn't physically go to the store.

Naturally, EmaII and AbbaII were all over this, bringing us care packages daily, but there's a difference between asking for milk and some cukes versus asking for an entire cart full of food. And if I need to write up a whole precise list anyway, why not try this "online grocery shopping" thing that everyone is raving about?

Long story short, we ended up ordering groceries online twice while were in quarantine. The first order was an impulse purchase from Yeinot Bitan (they were the only store with same-day delivery slots left when I decided at 6am on Friday morning that I was doing this), and once was a fully-planned, fully-loaded order from Rami Levy (their prices tend to be cheapest, and anecdotal evidence suggests that this is the store most often used by my friendly local online-shoppers). 

Gentle readers, it worked! Online grocery shopping felt empowering. It's a relief to know that even if I can't get to the store, I can still easily get lots of varied food for my family. 

Yes, the product selection was smaller, and yes, there was a 30 shekel delivery fee, and yes, many grocery stores have a 200-shekel minimum for online orders. And yes, Rami Levy played fast and loose with what I asked for, and no, I didn't get everything that I thought I was going to get from them. But the produce was fine, the substitutions (that Yeinot Bitan made with my consent and that Rami Levy made unilaterally) were close enough to what I actually wanted, it wasn't that much more expensive than shopping in-person, getting a refund from Rami Levy for the stuff that was on our receipt but not in our bags wasn't a hassle, and online shopping really was convenient.

Also, the Yeinot Bitan order came in 4 big cardboard boxes, which were a delightful surprise toy for a locked-in Shabbat that followed nearly a week of being locked-in already.

Sunday, March 7, 2021

Successful Hike: A Photo Essay

When people ask about pretty walks in Rehovot, my friends tell them to try the "Winter Puddle." It's an undeveloped area right next to the beltway around Rehovot. Here are pictures

Looks stunning, right? 

I forget the context in which I tried to find this alleged water a little over a year ago, but I remember that I was carrying BY in a wrap, and FF was incredibly whiney. There was a beautiful breeze, and FF did not like the wind. He did not. He wanted to go home. He just wanted to go back to the car. He did not like the wind blowing on him. Please. He just wanted the wind to stop. So we walked back to the car and drove home without seeing more than a few dirt roads and lots of pretty grass, and feeling, apparently, way too much wind on our faces.

Last week, I seized the day and tried again with only BY strapped to my back. Gentle reader, he was also kinda whiny, which is totally not his typical state when taken for a walk. But too bad for him, I went and stayed and had a lovely time poking around the natural state of the Rehovot area of Israel.

I started out the same way I did a year ago, and drove as close to the "winter puddle" area marked on Waze/Google Maps as I could without tearing out the bottom of the car. From thence, it was on foot!



Having gleaned what little information I could from the map, I decided to go vaguely "straight and to the left" When I got to the first fork that would have taken me right, I saw what appeared to be an abandoned watchtower in the distance. Good: watchtowers are up; water is down. Granted, abandoned watchtowers are also cool, but we'll leave that for next time.

Continuing straight, left, and downward, I passed an abandoned house that looks somewhat interesting. Another thing to look forward to visiting later: I am a woman on a mission!

I kept at at it, and soon was in the same general vicinity in which I gave up last year. The road is so long! The occasional turns all look the same! But last year, I only met a fun woman and her preschooler who were also there for the first time and wandering in search of the alleged puddle. This time, I met a group of two teenagers with their younger brother, who were coming back from the water. The teenagers told me to keep going straight, and then to pass the cacti on my right when I could. The younger brother told me excitedly that there would be trees.

So I continued straight, and immediately after the first clump of cacti, I saw a very short, very steep path with an orange grove on the other side. It seemed right, but the way down was steeper than I wanted it to be with a baby on my back, so I kept walking. Also, it must have been later in the year when I visited last time (and thus browner vegetation), because I remember talking with the woman and her preschooler about trying to cross a ridge with cacti, but I definitely did not see such a clear path. 

Also, there were no kalaniyot last year, and those are early spring flowers.


I passed many more cacti and what I thought was industrial garbage.

 (On my way back, I stopped for a closer look and concluded that the boxes are, in fact, bee hives.)

What had seemed like an endless flat road petered out with a sharp turn to the right, and I crossed the cacti next to an abandoned car.

Upon passing the rise, I saw an encouraging sign!

And sure enough, I found the water. Do you think these are the natural swamplands in Rehovot that the Israeli pioneers planted eucalyptus trees to drain? 

My friends tell me that most years the "puddle" is bigger, but the silence and the birds and the wind rustling in the leaves and the water willows were gorgeous. I explored the area between the puddle and the cacti ridge fairly thoroughly, and then turned for home.

It did me good to get out for a short hike, and even more good to experience something closer to the natural state of the area where I'm living.

What Medical Privacy?

Look, requiring a certificate of presumed immunity to COVID (and hoped-for non-transmissability thereof) makes sense in certain situations. I'd definitely feel much more comfortable eating in a public area/exercising in an enclosed space/riding public transit/flying anywhere if I knew that everyone else sharing my air was either vaccinated against or recovered from COVID. 

But still, I feel like some medical-privacy line is being crossed, and that feeling only got stronger once I actually saw my Israeli-issued vaccination certificate (yes I blurred the document, and yes I got my second dose yay!!!):

It's valid starting a week after my second dose of the COVID vaccine, and expires six months after that. And what I didn't blur is what really sets the weird precedent. Look at the details of a medical procedure that I underwent! It's just... Weird.

Out of curiosity, I searched around to find out what a Recovery Certificate looks like. Those are valid immediately upon recovery from COVID, and current policy is that all Recovery Certificates have a blanket expiration date of June, 30, 2021. At some point before June 30th, the government will figure out what the law will actually be for bearers of this recovery certificate. (And if the past year has taught me nothing else, it's that "at some point before June 30th" will most likely be June 29th after 9 pm, and more likely after 11 pm.) Here's an example from the internet:


Still feels like a breach of medical privacy, doesn't it?

That's presumably why Israel also issues a general "Probably Not a Bearer of the Plague" Certificate, useful within Israel in lieu of both the Vaccination Certificate and the Recovery Certificate:


This "Green Passport" is just my ID number, an expiration date, and a QR code. Hmmm... I wonder what happens if I scan the code? Well, I'm not about to install the software to find out for sure, but per a Health Ministry press release, the QR code is purely a security measure to prevent forgeries, and scanning it with the correct Ministry of Health software should display the same information that's already on the Green Passport. 

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As long as I'm posting, I'd like you to know that I have drafts of three blog posts from fairly recently, all of which are more fun (=less plague-y) that this one.